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                                             FLORIDA OR THE MOON

Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting

on a bench talking, and

one blonde says to the other, 'Which do you think is

farther away...

Florida or the moon?' The other blonde turns and

says

'Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida ?????'

SPEEDING TICKET

A police officer

stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely

if he could see her

license. She replied in a huff, 'I wish you guys

would get your act

together.

Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect

me

to show it to you!'

AT THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE

A gorgeous young redhead goes

into the doctor's office and said that

her body hurt wherever she touched it.

'Impossible!' says the

doctor.. 'Show me.' The redhead took her finger,

pushed on her left

shoulder and screamed, then she pushed her elbow and

screamed even

more. She pushed her knee and screamed; likewise she pushed her

ankle

and screamed. Everywhere she touched made her scream. The

doctor

said, 'You're not really a redhead, are you? 'Well, no' she

said,

'I'm actually a blonde.' 'I thought so,' the doctor said,

'Your

finger is broken.'

KNITTING

A highway patrolman

pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway.

Glancing at the car, he was

astounded to see that the blonde behind

the wheel was knitting! Realizing

that she was oblivious to his

flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked

down his window, turned

on his bullhorn and yelled, 'PULL OVER!' 'NO!' the

blonde yelled

back, 'IT'S A SCARF!'

HAVE A HAPPY DAY!

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